This is a film still from NEVER TOO YOUNG TO DIE (1986).
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Crap Film Club presents NEVER TOO YOUNG TO DIE at The Old Queens Head (30 MAY 19:00).

Crap Film Club joins forces with The Celluloid Sorceress to screen NEVER TOO YOUNG TO DIE, a 1986 action adventure comedy directed by Gil Bettman.

Submitted by Crap Film Club

  • NEVER TOO YOUNG TO DIE dir. Gil Bettman, 1986 + Intro by The Celluloid Sorceress
  • 30 MAY 2022 // 19:00-22:00 // The Old Queens Head // London N1 8LN
  • Tickets: £5.00 // BOOKING NOW!

Generally termed a B movie, NEVER TOO YOUNG TO DIE stars John Stamos as Lance Stargrove, a high school gymnast who must avenge the death of his estranged secret-agent father (George Lazenby) at the hands of the evil bisexual hermaphrodite Velvet Von Ragner (Gene Simmons). Teaming up with his dad’s former partner, Danja Deering (Vanity), can Stargrove stop Ragner and his army of henchmen from poisoning LA’s entire water supply?

Join us to BELATEDLY commemorate the release of the 25th Bond film NO TIME TO DIE by experiencing what will surely prove to be a far more unique and memorable movie, and one which has been described as “one of the funniest shit-storms ever made!” (Reel Reviews).

We’ll have snacks, competitions, prizes and other assorted crap to enjoy, plus the all-powerful Celluloid Sorceress will be on hand to introduce the film. Remember, you’re never too young (or old) to enjoy a film as good/bad as this so book now!

This is a film still from NEVER TOO YOUNG TO DIE (1986).

Crap Film Club & The Celluloid Sorceress present NEVER TOO YOUNG TO DIE at The Old Queens Head (30 MAY 19:00), booking now!

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